MBC girl 2: shouldn't you come in off the porch and work on that 5 page paper that's due tomorrow?
MBC girl 1: fuck that! That's why I'm at this school....where no one gives a shit!
Other grad school official: She's from Mary Baldwin, and I'm definately giving her my card.
First grad school official: Not if I get there first!
VMI Guy: I wanna get some.
MBC Girl: Well dont look here honey, you better try Sweet Briar for that.