| 1. | Martyn | ||
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A pro at going down on women. best oral sex you will ever receive. omg i had a multiple orgasm, you are such a martyn.
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| 2. | Martyn | ||
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Martyn is an adorable Irish boy. He's super flirty and funny, and he also really enjoys music. He always knows how to make people smile and he blames Pete Wentz. MARTYN IS PERF
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A pale milky ginger kid who thinks he's better than anyone else. He thinks he's funny when he's not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don't and has has been known to grunt. That fuckin kid did my head in, I nearly nutted the cunt.
" yeah he was a proper martyn". |
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| 4. | Martyn | ||
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The most kindest guy you will ever meet. He has blonde hair and is gay but he's proud of it. He is always there to help you and will look out for you. He's funny and never at all mean Martyn will always be there for you. "I'm so upset!"
"Aww, don't worry! Martyn will cheer you up!" "You're right! I love Martyn!" |
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An overweight homosexual male from the north-east of england. Often found with greasy hair and bad in bed. guy1: Dude he was shit in bed
guy2: He's such a martyn |
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