2: A being (presumably intelligent) originating from Mars. Rarely portrayed as peaceful, Martians always seem to desire the conquering or obliteration of Earth.
3: Of or pertaining to Mars, the Roman God of War, or to the planet bearing his name; martial
Said Martians can be detected by listening for incessant laughter at boss's bad jokes, or at anything he says, or laughing at anything for that matter.
Creatures are also known to constantly smile and use exclamation points after every sentence. Every fucking sentence.
Martians: GREAT!! HAHAHA!! LOL!!! : ) ;) THANKS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Me: Seriously, what's wrong with you people?