Did that fucking Martian just lick that window?
As a comment:
That guy is mother fucking Martian!
Tim: Hey Dave, I was at your store the other day and I saw this guy taking all the milk out of the racks and placing them on the ground then measuring them.
Dave: Yeah, that guy comes in all the time and does that but he only ends up buying eggs.
Jeff: I have to clean up all that shit when he leaves, that fucking Martian never puts his shit away!!
2: A being (presumably intelligent) originating from Mars. Rarely portrayed as peaceful, Martians always seem to desire the conquering or obliteration of Earth.
3: Of or pertaining to Mars, the Roman God of War, or to the planet bearing his name; martial
Said Martians can be detected by listening for incessant laughter at boss's bad jokes, or at anything he says, or laughing at anything for that matter.
Creatures are also known to constantly smile and use exclamation points after every sentence. Every fucking sentence.
Martians: GREAT!! HAHAHA!! LOL!!! : ) ;) THANKS!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
Me: Seriously, what's wrong with you people?