A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.
Top Definition
An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.
You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.
by AYB June 05, 2003
stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.
aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.
After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.
"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."
by WhoMe December 15, 2004
Chick who got sent to prison.
Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)
by go fuck yourself October 06, 2004
the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast
by David Gomez August 04, 2003
Fecal Matter!
Ass Waste
by phase88 December 05, 2003
a rich bitch who needs a lot of mental help n who needs to learn to talk right n if she think she can excell in any of this craft crap then she needs lk lessons or sumthin
my goal is to see her locked up in a cell for a VERY VERY long time
ur a martha stewart
by i honestly dont know October 12, 2003

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