A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.
I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.
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Top Definition
After intercourse, when the male gets up to leave the female's place, he wipes his penis on her curtains.
"I snuck out while she was asleep, but before I left I gave her the Martha Stewart."
by WhoMe December 15, 2004
An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.
You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.
by AYB June 05, 2003
stock exchange trading slang for screwing up a trade.
aw crap, i just pulled a martha stewart on the stock exchange.
Chick who got sent to prison.
Oh shit, It's Martha Stewart! And she's in prison! (everyone laughs)
by go fuck yourself October 06, 2004
the evil old wicket bitch of the northeast
by David Gomez August 04, 2003
Fecal Matter!
Ass Waste
by phase88 December 05, 2003
from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Run for your lives!
by Jay C October 02, 2003

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