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Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.
by magnificantmagnificant April 19, 2011

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Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.
by themagnificentslevin April 19, 2011

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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