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Quite possibly the most degenerate and over-rated town on the planet. Located about 20 mins south of Boston, Marshfield unequivocally embodies all that is vile in a small town environment. Spawned of miscreants who suffer from both a sense of over-entitlement and no true moral core, this towns hellish effect goes well further. as if the town wass truely implanted by some warped 6th circle of hell dimension where garden gnomes dress like ru-paul reign supreme. The youth of this town strut around, half of them at a whole 5' even with egos twice their size. All of them broken off into their own individual hordes out to prove whom the baddest of ass is. Complete wanna be, pretty fly for white guy gangsters who have not once seen a true ghetto or slum. Drugs are pretty easy to get in any of the local Locales which for some may seem a plus. Wendy's is often considered the saving grace of this town, however even the Wendy's lacks in comparison to others of the franchise. The young of the town either feel the need to be the biggest slut or the toughest hard ass. Usually resulting in the tough hard ass looking like a fool, with his fool friends cheering him on or the knocked up club of marshfield which grows in number by the day. So in short if you are looking for a nice place to have your family and white picket fence. Go else where. As fast as your legs will take you and hope you are not pulled into this cesspool town
Teen girl 1: OMG i just found out I'm having a baby
Teen girl 2: No way! I'm having a baby too!
Teen girl 1: This is gonna be so awesome we can raise them together
Teen girl 3: Hey you guys are both having babies? Me too
Teen girl 1: OMG
Teen girl 2:OMG
Teen girl 4: Losers, if you were as cool as me you would already have one

**bell rings for third period at The Middle School in Marshfield**
by TheNakedTruth March 09, 2012
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A.K.A MarshVegas or THe waiting room to hell, a quiet town, but is quite possibly the closest thing to the real veags, being corrupt and insane in nature, most veags children have evil inbedded in there minds,everyone who lives there is screwed up, but they have great times and always live it up sober or not there's always laughter, unfortunatly like one of the other definitions there are some folk of marshfeild that are overly dramatic, drama is a big probalem with the town, they can usually be spotted as either in hick form "a hank" or in wigga form "that clown who drives the suburban like he's king shit" but the chill people in the town really dont pay attention so fi you know the right people the town is awmsome, visitors will enjoythemselves during the summer festivities
Five secounds of Marshfield
Teen #1: "dude what if we took that corner at 80 mph"
Teen # 2 : "we'd probably spin out"
Teen # 3 : *in backseat, says with jokingly high voice*
"if the turn scares ya can hold onto my dinky"
Teen 1 and 2: *laughs*
Teen # 3: fuck it lets go to wendy's
Teen #4: yo whens MarshVegas LIVE coming back on?
Teen # 2 "depends on when polish and ching-CHang come back"
all teens laugh.......
by Shaun McCarthy March 20, 2006
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Marshfield is a small, trashy town just south of boston. They are well known for being outrageously gay and besides for rare individuals, they are complete and utter dirtbags. In there spare time, Marsh-vagans screw their dogs and cats or any other domesticated animal west of the Mississippi. Duxbury a town just south of Marshfield is known for its rich supply or caviar, beautiful estates and incredibly hot babes. Duxbury's partys are also known as the shit which every1 wants to be at and they outscore the trashy marshvagan's pathetic excuses for parties. Also in Marshfields spare time, they go to Wendys, which is the only civil, nice place to be in the whole town even though its still pretty gross and scummy. Marshfield has an awful waste management system that was outdated in thr 18th century making the whole town smell like a heaping pile of warm shit. Marshfield has terrible sports teams and is powned by Duxbury in every sport possible (especially Lacrosse, Football, and Wrestling) excluding badminton and competitive dog fighting, which no one in Duxbury gives a flying fuck about because they know badminton is just gay and dog fighting is for uncivilized douchbags that need an extra buck. All in all, Marshfield is just a real shitty place to live and should be taken off the map because every1 hates them.
- "Whats the difference between a marshfield baby and a baseball?"
-"1 you hit with a bat, and the other ones just a baseball."

-"How many Marshvagan's does it take to screw a light bulb?"
-" Marshvagan's don't screw lightbulbs, they only screw their sisters."
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