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A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.
Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.
by Funky Gibbon 123 January 22, 2009
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a chocolate covered sweet bar
mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
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Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face
" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"
by Mark McKay July 23, 2005
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Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....
Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.
"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"
by sideways April 28, 2004
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Another word for Fudge, when you want to swear but don't want to make it obvious.
Trust me, it confuses people.
Oh, Mars Bars !
She freaking stood on my foot wearing high heels !
by Ditz.xx October 12, 2008
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TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?"
EdTheNed - "i dunno"
TranTheMan - "a mars bar"
by purple_FANNY April 30, 2007
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I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.
by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003
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