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2. Married
The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.
"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.
1. Married
Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
Happiness is being married to your best friend.
3. Married
Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits
"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"
4. married
A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?
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