The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.
"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.
by tuds January 19, 2009
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Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
Happiness is being married to your best friend.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits
"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"
by the_unknown November 29, 2012
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