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The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing. "I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.
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Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.
The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both). Happiness is being married to your best friend.
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Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits "Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"
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A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
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