To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.
Sorry I was late, i got marooned.
by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011
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being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.
me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!
by pete Thay December 29, 2007