1.) Like reds but the paper don't burn as fast. They taste much better than lights, which are for bitches
s. Mediums are usually bought when there are no reds available.
2.) Marlboro Red
Jr... Life's short, smoke up, kiddos.
Kid: Evening fine sir, a pack of Marlboro Reds
Clerk: You look kinda young, lemme get some ID.
Kid: I meant mediums, sorry.
Clerk: Oh aight, that'll be $8.50.
Inner thought: Finally, a store that sells smokes.
Me: Really, you only got two types of cigarettes?
Clerk: Yeah? You want Camel lights or Marlboro mediums?
Me: Uhh... the mediums... What are you, retarded?
Clerk: Excuse me? This is a fine wine store you know.
Me: Look. I don't care if your gay, just gimme da smokes.
The most wretched and awful cigarette known to man. The stale tobacco that is used to make Marlboro Mediums is mixed with the feces and puke of poo-eating illegal immigrants. The shitobacco is then left to sit and rot for three years.
Marlboro tricks you with a pretty box and a buy one get one. They never tell you that it comes with a fecal aftertaste and nausea.
Smoking should be something you enjoy not a chore. Marlboro Mediums make smoking a horrible chore. They make you fell sick for the rest of the day.