:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs
she has to be female.
and she has to be an underclassman.
you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you
ian:i know dude.... sorry.
Calvin: Say hello to megans law.