a super sexy homosexual boy who is usually very foolish but is a kindhearted person and an awesome best friend. he cant help but make friends and sucks at making decisions
Me and my friend Markes cant go to the mall because for some reason he thought it'd be a good idea to drop a toaster in a bath tub filled with old ladies.
by cocopuffs101 February 06, 2011
A self-centered wuss who finds it absolutely necessary to surround himself with several other individuals in an effort to give himself an air of importance, when there isn't really anything there. This type of person seeks leadership positions for the same end, but to no avail. He is confused about his sexuality, and while he makes no bones about being a fan of the ladies, some actions leave unerasable doubt. Notwithstanding, a good dude who is good to know.
"Hey, look at that weenie hitting on all those fat chicks! What a Markes!"
by DodgersRock1289 November 13, 2011