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A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am Mark. All other Mark's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
by whatup1 September 29, 2009
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A very hot guy usually nice and very funny
He also has a very long penis.
Dude, he's such a Mark
by hollall September 29, 2009
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Term used to describe great friends.

Has the bestest msn conversation...but only with super cool people :

Only one downfall to this brilliant person...no confidence!

Other than that, generally the funniest, most caring & considerate friend.
"wow my Mark is awesome"
by Cariboo March 31, 2008
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Total asshole, complete douche bag, and biggest dickhead you'll ever meet--but if you can make one love you--they can be the absolute sweetest person you ever had or ever will meet. This guy will piss you off beyond your wildest imagination but can turn around and make you feel like the most special girl in the entire world. If you fall in love with a Mark: take care of him, treat him right, and never ever let him go. I absolutely adore my Markii Pooh!
Mark, will you please be mine for the rest of our lives?
by Magsloveshermarks April 27, 2014
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Mark's are generally friendly and kind people. The name Mark means "Man of War" and it is very true that many of the Mark's possess an honourable warriors spirit. These men are not afraid to help those in need, and come to those who call for them.

Only 30% of Marks are good looking, and often have a unique feel or look to them to set them apart. Marks found in New Zealand are, like most of the male population, good lovers. Any female Marks should not be approached unless you're into that kind of thing.

All Marks go through a phase of being "Dry" or "Not-Funny-even-though-they-try" These Marks tend to get it a bit rough from everybody else, so try to put up with it and he'll get through it in a few years.
"Mark is such a nice guy"

"Mark is the best boyfriend I've ever had"

"Mark's love is like candy for my privates"
by sketch.nz March 31, 2010
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The whitest black person you will ever meet.
"OMG MARK IS SO WHITE." He's black. "Oh."
by ItzGottaBeBreezy December 27, 2013
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Mark is the greatest human being on this earth. A way to describe him would be "earthly incarnation of awesome." He is sexy, intelligent, adorable and the love of my life. If you have a Mark in your life then you are truly lucky, he will make you the happiest person alive.
Mark: Before we die, I hope to have said 'I love you' as many times as there are stars in the sky.
Me: *Flails arms frantically.*
by treleparc April 04, 2013
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