Only 30% of Marks are good looking, and often have a unique feel or look to them to set them apart. Marks found in New Zealand are, like most of the male population, good lovers. Any female Marks should not be approached unless you're into that kind of thing.
All Marks go through a phase of being "Dry" or "Not-Funny-even-though-they-try" These Marks tend to get it a bit rough from everybody else, so try to put up with it and he'll get through it in a few years.
"Mark is the best boyfriend I've ever had"
"Mark's love is like candy for my privates"
FRIEND 2: "oh him? that's mark, of course. who doesn't know him?"
*mark starts walking toward them*
FRIEND 1: "omg! omg! he's coming over here, do you think he likes me? theres now way he could, im too ugly..."
FRIEND 2: "don't be too sure.... he always goes for the girl that least expects it, in this case.... your the girl, good luck! HI MARK!"
MARK: "hello ladies. i was just talking to my friends, when i spotted the most beautiful person i have ever seen, so i decided to come over here and ask her out to the movies this friday. what do you say?"
FRIEND 2: "who is the beautiful person? me, or her?"
MARK: "sorry, but it's her, not you... so, will you?"
FRIEND 1: "omg. of course. i can't believe you think i'm beautiful... no ones ever said that too me, besides my parents, but they have to say it..."
MARK: "great, i'll pick you up around 7:30? k?"
FRIEND 1: "yea, it's great. i can't wait!"
*mark walks away*
FRIEND 2: "what did i tell you?"
FRIEND 1: "wow, i am so excited, and nervous, i never would have thought mark would ask me out!!! this is the best day of my life!
*thus concludes, the best day of her life, this could be you, if you know a mark... just wait.... your time will come*
Tom: HOLY MOLY! i wish i was like him
Joe: Yeah i know. Hes great