Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache
I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping
#see hitler #seamen mustache #things you can do with seamen #dirty tricks #known for it's popularity in england
by Mike-man October 29, 2005
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A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.
"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain
#twain #mark #mark twain #quotes #god
by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010
This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.
Mark Twain is the author of Huckleberry Finn.
by Horatio Gates June 03, 2005
A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.
oh look another mark twain is on tv.
#mark #twain #pervert #girls #underaged
by oh sheeeet November 27, 2010
he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.
old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp
by johny November 18, 2004
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