Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"
Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"
Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.
Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"
Mark Paston, -silence-
Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"
Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"
Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite
Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.