A barrel-assed girl. Her boobs are in California and her belly is in Boston. Either way she's fat with no ass, no significant boobage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.
Nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
Pete: Hey Mark, I hear you like big girls.
Mark: Yeah, man. Def more cushion for the pushin! Plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin' in the summer.
Pete: Kid, you're messed up. Extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your bitches. You gotta get off them burly shirleys!
A dirty, messy creature that roams the Duluth hillside to scavenge food from the Damiano center. He loves nyan cat which he plays before he attacks you. He hates Jews and Mormons, which his grandpa Mark is a Mormon. He also has a crush on Ke$ha and proposed to her but got rejected. He loves soccer but he is horrible at it. If you visit or live in Duluth, Mn be prepared and don't look at the ugly piggish beast.
Look at that dirty Loganpotomus eating at the soup kitchen.
Put a condom on your finger and stick it in the girls ass
"I tottally Dirty Markistered that bitch last night"
A Markas A really fat guy from Russia and all he does all day is eat burgers. He 'runs' like a spaz at a really slow pace. You'll know when you see one because he blocks out the sun. He also likes to rape Males. He also has the worst comebacks in the world (This applies to most people called Markas but a small Hand full are OK)
Person 1: OMG There is Markas!
Person 2: Quick! Cover your ass!
Person: Hey Markas! Stop eating everything you see!
Markas: Stop talking about your dad!
The act of discharging gold dollars on someone's head. (minimum of 200 gold dollars)
This mark-ass trick was givin me lip over the money I owed so hit him with a Golden Shower.
|1000.||Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)|
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a 2009 American science fiction action film directed by Michael Bay and produced by Steven Spielberg. It is a sequel to 2007's Transformers and the second installment in the live-action Transformers series.
The film stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel,Tyrese Gibson,John Turturro,Ramon Rodriguez,Kevin Dunn,Julie White,Isabel Lucas,John Benjamin Hickey and Glenn Morshower. The plot revolves around Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), the man caught in the war between two factions of alien robots, the Autobots and the Decepticons. Sam is having hallucinatory episodes of Cybertronian symbols, and is being hunted by the Decepticons under the orders of their long-trapped leader, The Fallen, who seeks to get revenge on Earth by finding and activating a machine that would provide the Decepticons with an energon source, destroying the Sun and all life on Earth in the process.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009):more...
Optimus Prime: For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots has taken refuge here under my command. Together, we form an alliance with the humans: a secret but brave squad of soldiers, a classified strike team called NEST. We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes, hiding in different countries around the globe...
Ironhide: (to a captured Demolishor) Punk-ass Decepticon!
Optimus Prime: Any last words?
Wheelbot: This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: (puzzled) That did not sound good.
Optimus Prime: Not today.
(blasts Wheelbot in the head)
(Galloway interrupts the NEST briefing to General Morshower)
Major Lennox: Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. The President just appointed him liaison...
(rolls his eyes)
General Morshower: Well I guess I didn't get that memo.
Galloway: Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader - classified NBE-1, aka Megatron - is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by sophisticated detection nets AND full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien All Spark is locked in an electromagnetic vault, here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world...
Soundwave: Decepticons: we have located the shard.