"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."
"Hey!" said the tourist
"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"
"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
Oh, and we actually respect America, our neighbours and trade partners. Hell, we should join New England, as the rest of Canada has no respect for what we have to offer.
"No, dick wad, Newfoundland is classified only as a part of Atlantic Canada, not the Maritimes. Doesn't the watered down education system in Ontario teach geography?"
Maritimers tend to make fun of Americans, not unlike how other Canadians do, except with no logic behind it.
Maritimers are also very ignorant people, and should look at themselves before judging people from southern states like Alabama.