A girl with a very kind heart. One who loves dogs almost as much as she loves to laugh. She's always carrying around a smile. She's sexy, athletic, fashionable, and loves to brush her teeth. They aren't the fastest of people but will hold her own in a race. She tends to be a bit obsessed with boots and sweet tea. They are very good students and creative writers. You would be lucky to come acrost these unique adorable lovable caring girls
A Maris is a girl who you may come to meet one day if you are lucky enough.
by applelover33 October 05, 2011
A M.a.r.i. is a mysterious alcohol related incident.
M.A.R.I. -pronounced as (mary).You go out drinking one night and you get a little drunk. The next morning you wake up and something is sore. You check your body out and you have a huge bruise or cut in a strange area. You try to remember this happening at some point last night and just can't figure it out. You are diagnosed with a M.A.R.I..
by Tattooed Lady Luck July 09, 2009
The act of sudden, random violence against an inanimate object after losing one's temper with said object. Primarily involves inflicting massive damage, usually with an axe or other suitable weapon, but may also include defecating in/on the object in question afterwards.
He lost his temper then Maris'ed his car right up
by Razorjack September 30, 2010
Weird, but smart awkward girl. She tends to fall for Mexicans. She is short, athletic, with big boobs. She doesn't have sex with the guy until special occassion... or not at all. She is an overall evil beautiful girl who is ready to be active if you get what I mean
Damn Mari is fine
by fuckher10002 February 09, 2013