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A flaming homosexual who can act completely straight until he sees a cute necklace. May or may not have limp wrists. Me: Hey Maris, how are you today?
Maris: Good, just got back from working construction... *voice gets three octaves higher* OHMYGAWD I LOOOOOVE YOUR NECKLACE!!!!!! |
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A Male version of Paris Hilton. M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged. Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them. "<insert name here> is such a wannabe big shot Maris. He tried to talk his way into the front of the line, but the bouncer had no idea who he was."
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The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.
Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance* -5 seconds of awkward silence- Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now. Whispers: What a maris |
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A girl with a very kind heart. One who loves dogs almost as much as she loves to laugh. She's always carrying around a smile. She's sexy, athletic, fashionable, and loves to brush her teeth. They aren't the fastest of people but will hold her own in a race. She tends to be a bit obsessed with boots and sweet tea. They are very good students and creative writers. You would be lucky to come acrost these unique adorable lovable caring girls A Maris is a girl who you may come to meet one day if you are lucky enough.
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The act of sudden, random violence against an inanimate object after losing one's temper with said object. Primarily involves inflicting massive damage, usually with an axe or other suitable weapon, but may also include defecating in/on the object in question afterwards. He lost his temper then Maris'ed his car right up
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An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize. Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.
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A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.
Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed. Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?
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