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Little short pudgy ass pizza making plumbing looking mutherfucking italian whose brother luigi should get all the hoes and beat his ass but is upstaged by this Giovanni looking muthafucka. "It's a me Mario... Fuck You You bitch nigga mario... BANS
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An Italian-American plumber named after the land lord of Shigeru Miyamoto back in the early 80's. Mario, originally a carpenter, fights evil creatures such as: Donkey Kong (they later become friends), Koopas (bad turtles ruled by King Koopa more commonly called Bowser), goombas (evil mushroomesque fellows), piranha plants, and many more.
Mario's younger brother, Luigi, and he own a small plumbing business in Brooklyn. They were once summoned to an emercengy plumbing problem at which they were required to fix a shower. Upon completion of the task, both of the brothers were sucked into the shower head and transported undergroung. Thus begun their adventures. IN the beginning, all they had to do was jump on turtles ad crabs that came out of pipes, but later they were magically transported to another world. They came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Here it was that they had to rescue the princess and fight the evil hordes of Bowser's army. Mario and Luigi both can use numerous powers such as: a cape, the toonooki, the frog suit, the star, fireballs, metal cap, and many more. They also have a dinosaur buddy named Yoshi that they ride upon and force to consume enemies and berry-like fruits. Super Mario games have proven to be some of the most entertaining and fun games of all time. They are without a doubt the best action/platformers of all time. You... You wanna play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?
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A male name common in Italy and throughout the Spanish-speaking world. Men named Mario are characterized by rugged good looks, superior athletic skills, above average sexual endowment, and a wry sense of humor. That Mario's a real pimp.
Mario, can I be your friend? How about a BJ, Mario? |
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Mario is the star of the once Mario Brothersgames, but is now the star of anything with the name Mario in it. He was born in the Mushroom Kingdom, and shipped off to his parents with his brother Luigi via stork, when suddenly, Kamek, one of Bowser's servants, attacks the stork, causing him to drop the babies. Mario drops to Yoshi's Island, but Luigi is captured.
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Mario teams up with several Yoshi to save Luigi from the clutches of Bowser. After several months of adventuring, they make it to Bowser's castle (he's still a youth, so he's pretty much a brat). They thwart his evil scheme, free Luigi and are back to being the unseperable pair. A year later, when they learn how to make words, they meet Princess Peach, and immedietely become best friends. Bowser, who also peers at Peach, falls madly in love with her, and decides he must have her. Mario and Luigi thwart his often attempts at capturing her with their brains. Soon Mario and Luigi would come from the future, and meet with their younger selves for when the invasion of the Shroobs would occur. Shroobs were an alien race who attempted to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom of the past. Ma... |
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A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms. Mario world 3 for nintendo
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Well-known video game character that has taken shrooms while retaining several occupations including doctor, plumber, carpenter, and referee amongst others. The side effects of shrooms are evident in most every Mario title; such hallucinations include stars with eyes, talking mushrooms that wear vests, dinos that love fruit and wear shoes, turtles with horns and spikes breathing fire, turtles and brown mushroom things w/ or w/o wings, everyday things such as hills with eyes, clouds with eyes who carry shelled creatures who themselves carry fishing poles, monkeys that haven't thrown poo (that I know of) and wear stylish ties and hats, and a whole lot of other shit. In his spare time, Mario plays a variety of sports including tennis and golf, throws parties, and fights other mascots with melee smashes. His usual task is to save the princess, which involves a lot of jumping.
Also, he is a possible candidate for president of the U.S. at anytime. He's an ideal choice because he can kick ass in his plumber's fashion, while shooting fireballs out his fists and breaking blocks with his head. The fact that he has taken a lot of shrooms while retaining the right to be a doctor is very creepy. He has taken a lot of shrooms and has kept a lot of jobs and performs leisure activities, that's fucking awesome.
Mario for president in 2008. |
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a common and sexy italian name most likly to be a playa who can play the game well. he gets laid every night and is at least 8 inches. knows how to treat a woman and is a beast in the sheets danmm mario is a freak in the sheets
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The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. kind , caring nevers wanta to hurt you. Always a laugh hes boyfriend material, if you lose a mario you'll regret it for the rest of your life becauses hes just perfect :) xxx omg did you see mario?
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