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2.
Mediocre baseball team in the American Leauge West division. Located in Seattle Washington.

Have a strong season every now and then, but overall plauged by bad management and cheap ownership.

As of late they have become notorious for starting off strong and fizzling out towards the end of the season.
The Mariners are a team from Seattle.
by Bill February 08, 2004
 
1.
Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.
by Tardy McTard February 08, 2005
 
3.
a fisherman who is drunk.
look at that mariner out at sea!
by alexa12 September 24, 2005
 
4.
The best baseball team in the land. See victory.
The Mariners beat the Angels 12-1.
by KRHimself December 18, 2003
 
5.
The saddest team in MLB history. With ownership devoid of even one baseball savvy mind, goals that do not involve winning, and a fan base that packs the stadium on Ichiro Bobble Head Night, this team is poised to be the first in MLB to lose 100 games while sporting a $100 million dollar payroll.
Devin: Are you taking the family to watch the Mariners tonight? It's Richie Sexson golf club night ya know.

Todd: Along with my family I'm taking some clients also. Should be a great function tonight, I can't wait to get some Rally Fries!



by Mr. Squanky August 07, 2008
 
6.
(subculture)
Fashion: love anything and everything remotely nautical. anchors, boats, fish etc. wear nautical fashion. love things that are from another era, or look aged. also wear casual "normal" clothes from time to time, but always with their own, quirk or twist on it.

Personality: enjoy deep conversations and thoughts. The only reason their emotions are sometimes unpredictable is because they sometimes take things too much to heart, take stuff personally. usually smart & enjoy sarcasm. just like to have fun & love laughing. really appraciate friends, and REAL people. usually very down to earth, give great advice, can always see the reality of situations.

music: mariners like a variety of music, pop, pop rock( fall out boy, panic at the disco) , techno (daft punk), indie rock (we are scientists, the kooks, spoon, florence and the machine), alternative(paramore, my chemical romance), metal/rock(three days grace, breaking benjamin) screamo(sleeping with sirens, of mice and men), 80s (violent femmes, 50s( paul anka). oh, & christofer drew :) basically anything that they just personally LIKE, no boundaries, just should be open minded about music, weather its mainstream or not. (or becoming mainstream or "selling out" as the hipsters say) usually dont like rap or country. like some of the music played in forever 21.
my older brother and his girlfriend, some of their friends.... me.

christofer drew is a bit of a nautical kid. except my brother doesnt like him, but i love him! <3

christofer drew's style is just like a mariners sometimes.
by Sallybby June 09, 2011
 
7.
The word you scream as you dump 15 to 16 gallons of cum on/in a girl
girl: *girl sucking your cock, your about to nut*

you: OH GOD, KEEP GOING

girl: *girl continues giving dome*

you: SHIT GO GIRL

girl: *girl giving brain like a fucking librarian*

*as you unload on her tonsils*:

you: OH... FUCK... MARINERS!
by kljgfdkjg December 18, 2010