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Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.
by Tardy McTard February 08, 2005
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Mediocre baseball team in the American Leauge West division. Located in Seattle Washington.

Have a strong season every now and then, but overall plauged by bad management and cheap ownership.

As of late they have become notorious for starting off strong and fizzling out towards the end of the season.
The Mariners are a team from Seattle.
by Bill February 08, 2004
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look at that mariner out at sea!
by alexa12 September 24, 2005
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The best baseball team in the land. See victory.
The Mariners beat the Angels 12-1.
by KRHimself December 18, 2003
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The saddest team in MLB history. With ownership devoid of even one baseball savvy mind, goals that do not involve winning, and a fan base that packs the stadium on Ichiro Bobble Head Night, this team is poised to be the first in MLB to lose 100 games while sporting a $100 million dollar payroll.
Devin: Are you taking the family to watch the Mariners tonight? It's Richie Sexson golf club night ya know.

Todd: Along with my family I'm taking some clients also. Should be a great function tonight, I can't wait to get some Rally Fries!



by Mr. Squanky August 07, 2008
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hot guys that are the coolest ever
MARINERS are the shitttt
by koala loaf August 18, 2003
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The word you scream as you dump 15 to 16 gallons of cum on/in a girl
girl: *girl sucking your cock, your about to nut*

you: OH GOD, KEEP GOING

girl: *girl continues giving dome*

you: SHIT GO GIRL

girl: *girl giving brain like a fucking librarian*

*as you unload on her tonsils*:

you: OH... FUCK... MARINERS!
by kljgfdkjg December 18, 2010
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