The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.
Their dress uniforms might make them look like they work in hotels, but you don't EVER want to meet the Marine Corps after you've made yourself an enemy of the USA!
by roadrnr78 February 04, 2015
The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.
Their dress uniforms might make them look like they work in hotels, but you don't EVER want to meet the Marine Corps after you've made yourself an enemy of the USA!
by roadrnr78 February 04, 2015
The Branch of the US Armed Forces that almost requires less intellectual ability than working at a place like McDonald's, yet is very physically demanding, and requires honor, courage, and commitment.
I didn't score very well on the ASVAB, so I can't get into the Navy or Air Force, but I'm in great physical shape, and I want to be where the action is, so I'll join the Marine Corps.
by Lance Ekaj February 02, 2012
GET SOME!!!!!
I joined the Marine Corps to FUCKIN GET SOME!!!!
by CplGetSome June 03, 2009
Whoever wrote definition 20 is ignorant and immature. I do know that every branch (yes, even Army.. in fact mostly Army) will talk shit on every other branch.. but here we go.. about the jumping out of planes shit, I'd do it if I had the option. Yes, all Marines know how to fight, we all know how to shoot, we are trained to fire a rifle in bootcamp dipshit. Hence the saying "Every Marine is a rifleman first.", we DO in fact end up staying awake for days at a time with maybe an hour of sleep and two MRE's.. that's the Crucible, also in bootcamp. Our Drill Instructors don't cuss, what the fuck is wrong with your head?? We were FOUNDED in a BAR... we talk like Sailors... and they're known for their choice of words, sure we have female recruits trained at Parris Island, that's because we don't have bootcamps all over the country like the Army.

Oh, we do patrol with heavy rucks, usually more than 60lbs... again.. in BOOTCAMP.. Sorry, it's true that Marine infantry is better than regular Army infantry, it's our training. It's the truth. I'm not being biased at all. The Corps doesn't need your opinion.
Individuals will talk shit on other branches, it will always happen, it isn't just the Marine Corps.

Don't talk shit on an ENTIRE branch. Individuals make the decisions to be ignorant.
by sicdisaster January 11, 2011
1. A communist organization, ran by complete idiots. This service has the most ammount of stupid rules that make no sense, and claim that is what makes them tougher than the other services. The only people that love this organization are usually people who lack a spinal cord and are easily brain-washed...these people do not possess to ability to critically think.

2. An organization that's sole goal is to make it's members as miserable as possible through stupid rules that make no sense what-so-ever.

3. A Communist Organization that punishes everybody based upon the actions of a few.
1. "Look at that guy, he's not wearing 'flip-flops,' man he's so touch not wearing flip-flops. He must be in the Marine Corps."

"I am Sergeant Major D-Bag, and we are tougher than the other services because we don't wear flip-flops, we don't walk and talk in uniform on cell phones, and we can not drink water while walking in uniform...oh yeah, we're really tough now!"
by NotAMarineAtHeart October 25, 2009
1.Uncle Sam's Misguided Children 2. My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment, SIR! 3. Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, SIR! 5. Leather Neck 6. JarHead 7. Bullet Sponge ok here is one pro marine corps 8. The Mens Department of the navy
I capitalized the letters of the first three definitions for all marine corps members but i have nothing but love for them because the keep me on my boat alive and out harms way
by A glow in the dark man May 17, 2005

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