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call them what you want, but don't call unless you want everyhing in a country to die. don't open the bar unless you want us to drink and don't leave your wive alone unless you want them to be satisfied

'i'm a Marine i live on alcohol i eat concentina wire and i piss napalm"
by Lord Foul December 26, 2009
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A crazy, smart, strong, honorable, and one contrased motherfucker. Pretty religious too, don't take any of that respect beliefs or politically correct shit.

Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.

Better than Chuck Norris.
1. The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.

2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.

You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch

3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
by Chris Was Here July 05, 2009
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My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equiptment
Sir!
" Can't use the Gym Because its Full Of Fking MARINES....
by QM3 SCHULTZ April 11, 2005
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The one who keeps things in order.
This Marine will set things straight!
by Daniel March 15, 2005
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Kick ASS Peeps who can take out Iraq in a few days but the damn Army has to get all the fuckin credits!
"Marines Report"

Marine General "What the fuck is Army General doing?"

Marine Genearl 2 "Waiting for us to go first becuase there pussies"
by eViL AzN August 19, 2006
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WE STOLE THE EAGLE FROM THE AIR FORCE, THE ANCHOR FROM THE NAVY AND THE ROPE FROM THE ARMY.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY WHILE GOD RESTED, WE OVERRAN HIS PERIMETER, STOLE THE GLOBE AND WE'VE BEEN RUNNING THE WHOLE SHOW EVER SINCE.

WE LIVE LIKE SOLDIERS, TALK LIKE SAILORS, AND SLAP THE HELL OUT OF BOTH OF THEM.

WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD.
My cousin is a total Marine.
by evil_kimberly August 18, 2009
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a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.
Call in the Marines!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter April 06, 2005
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