Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
MARINE BY GOD!!! OORAH!!!
They only have 2 jobs to do;
1) Take the land our our enemies, and
2) Kill anybody who try to stop them from doing job #1.