A plant (cannabis sativa) that is commonly used for human bodily consumption.
Often smoked in things such as a water pipe (bong
), regular pipe
, oxygen masks, vaporizer
s, and spliff
s, or eaten in things such as brownies
Marijuana comes in standardized portions, that then vary dependant upon your dealer. The main divisions are Nick, Dime, Dub, Quarter, Half, Oscar, QP or Cutie, Health, and Baby. Of the lowest quality (but still worth smoking) weed, a Nick is 1.4 gram, a Dime is 2.8 grams, a Dub is 6 grams, Quarters weigh in at 7.1 grams, a Half is 14.2, and Oscars are 28.35 grams, or one ounce. QPs/Cuties are quarter-pounds, or 4 ounces, Helath is short for Health Points, or HP, which is a half pound, or 8 ounces, and a Baby is one pound, or 16 ounces. The first few (Nick through Half) are called such because of their pricing; a nick is $5, a dime is $10, a dub is a bouble dime, so $20, a quarter is $25, and a half is $50 (they're based on a $100 standard). Everything over that is not standardized in mone...
dude...smoke it!!!!!...its the best shit...mother fucker!!!!
wow!!! its great!!!!
smoke that shit. thank you God for this plant.....
Wanna smoke some MARIJUANA!!
THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine
"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up!!!"
"i know dude this is the best shit ever!"
"o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving!!!"
"is that normal?"
The only thing i the world that makes you 100% fine with being bored.
Also know as: Ganja, Cannabis, Weed, Pot, Mary Jane, The Kroosh, Reefer, Herb, Grass, Dope, Green Sticky Goop, Booger Brown, Schwag, Regs, Beasts, Homegrown, 420 time, El Diablo de Verde, Hairy Potter, Henry the 8th, Kirmit the Hog Leg, Dr. Phil My Pipe, Sticky Icky Icky, Martin Luther Ding Dong, Bagged Broccoli, The Babysitter, My Only Real Friend, Cheeba, O Chronic Tree, Nuggets, Diggity-Dank, Bag o' Skunk, Tide Dingleberries, Lando Calresin, The Dirty Dirty, Don Juan, Your Highness, Kind Bud, Mr. THC, Natures way of saying HIGH!
"Yo man you know where i can score a bag of summa dat Martin Luther Ding Dong?"
"Shiiit boy you know i gots dat, lemme see dat 20."
or my favorite marijuana example
"This shits called Deaf!"
"Man that doesn't even sound attractive, you mean I'm going to hit it and die?"
"No man not Death it's Deaf! You hit this shit twice man you can't hear SHIT!"
the answer to depression
when life hands you lemons, you spark a fuckin bowl.
thank you marijuana.
it isn't anything tangilbe, it's a way of life. Someone who thinks and talks about it all the time, isn't really a stoner. A stoner is someone who lives the marijuana way of life.
I'll get up around noon, smoke a bowl of marijuana, watch some cartoons, eat breakfast, if I feel like it, i'll excercise. After that, I'll smoke again, then see what my friends are doing.
something that should be legal.
ITS WEED BITCH!
Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words????????? what the eff?