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Mariati is a gorgeous, bootiful, lady who hates wearing shoes. Her descendants remain close to her ties, explaining her hatred towards footwear. She is hot and smexylush, luring all jaw dropping dudes to the backyard. unfortunately they remain trapped due to her wittiness. Sly.
Where are your shoes?

She's a Mariati. Shoes are so last year.
by flyeh October 14, 2012