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Character from The Mediator Series by Meg Cabot:
19th Century bitch who was set to marry her cousin, Jesse De Silva, but had him murdered so that she wouldn't have to marry him. After Jesse was killed, went off and married a slaverunner named Diego. Pretty, superfical, and evil!
Me: OMG, How could Maria be so mean to Suze?!
Friend: Huh, who?
Me: Maria! Ya know...Maria De Silva? The one that had Jesse killed then married Diego and came back as a ghost to hold a knife to Suze's throat to have her stop the digging in the backyard so that they wouldn't find Jesse's body!
Friend: You need therapy.
Me: You need a Barnes & Nobles.
by Adeliade Rockefeller November 26, 2006

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