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24.
They smell of bad things but can be quite funny sometimes. I lied they are really annoying with there high pitch voices. No one likes them apart from their mums who even they want to kill them. They are also usually homosexual
That guys a real marcus
or
Wow im feeling reall marcusy right now
by S to the M Mcleod April 01, 2013
 
22.
A Marcus is a fluffy teddy bear that dresses nicely everyday exempt fridays. A Marcus is very phat with a unusually small penis. A Marcus is always wrong no matter what he tries to convince you.
Hey! Whats up?
Oh you know just being a marcus!
ohhhhhh… Ill leave you alone then.
by Wyattg99 December 10, 2013
 
23.
Anyone with a banana shaped penis
Dude that motherfucker has a marcus!
by hoescout. September 07, 2010
 
25.
Someone that stay stuntn, very well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. He has a name for himself so, everyone wants him. He love young girls. A smart, sweet, intellectual, loving and caring man. A man who takes huge dumps. If he likes you, hell pay all your bills to make sure you fall inlove with him. He crazy, he'll stalk you. He tends to tell many lies for no reason. but will make you laugh a lot, and can make you the happiest girl at sometimes. He texts you everyday and talks to you a lot. A big Cheater, and will have sex with many girls off his name. He Is Bi Polar!!! He love cars and music. One of the few people you will never forget.
Marcus got money girl you better holla at him.
by klassyp January 25, 2012
 
26.
A man who dances with other men in a homo-erotic manner
I was just dancing on the pool table last night and that marcus had to come and ruin it for me!
by quintis April 02, 2011
 
27.
A complete and utter cunt
Friend 1 - What you doing tonight?
Friend 2 - I'm seeing Marcus, do you want to come?
Friend 1 - No i don't, He's a cunt
by BigggmanTingz July 12, 2011
 
28.
An extremely handsome guy with a large penis, but he only has one ball.
Christina: "OMG that guy has the biggest penis I've ever seen! But he only has one ball..."

Aidan: "Oh, he's such a Marcus."

Lisa: "My boyfriend is SUCH a Marcus"
by teeheeimfunny August 24, 2011