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22.
1. A large group of people that are all family, but they all date each other.
2. They are ALL perverted. Every single one of them.
3. Just because the football players don't play at halftime, it doesn't mean they aren't in the band.
4. What happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus.
5. It's not just walking around...glide stepping, traversing, crabbing, you come try it.
6. The place where drummers backs will never be the same (especially if they are tenors or bass).
7. Your arms get tired of holding up that horn.
8. Attention or laps are punishment. I'd rather do laps.
9. Just one more time means at least 4 more.
10. Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hats: annoying. Poor tubas don't have to wear them.
11. The pit is hard. Even though they don't march, they still play.
12. Snare, tenors, bass, cymbals, marimba, suspended cymbal, cowbell, xylo, bells, chimes, claves, tamborine, etc.....every drummer has to know it all.
13. Trombones. They do it with a slide.
14. There are guys that play clarinet and flute. It's not just a girl thing.
15. There are girl drummers. It's not just a guy thing.
16. Drummers hit it because they like it.
17. This one time, at band camp....
18. Your band director talks perfectly normal, but when he yells, he does it with an accent.
20. The drum major is horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.
21. Halftime IS gametime.
22. The band DOES pay attention to the football game. WE even have out own little cheers.
23. Those long bus rides are killer that's why if you're a girl you sit with a boy you like and snuggle up.
BAND TEN HUT! BAND HORNS UP! 1,2,3,4

FORWARD MARCH!

Dude, the marching band's new uniforms are awesome!
by stopdissinthebandyo September 14, 2006
 
23.
1) The hardest thing anyone could get themselves into.
2) The breeding ground of the weirdest and funniest people the world has ever seen.
3) That's what makes those scary people who come out of the band room so scary.
1- If you're not running, you're wrong! Go! Reset! Go! Reset! Go Reset!

2- I never thought I wouldn't change from this thing, but I was wrong, very wrong. *bahs like a lamb*

3- Normal Person: I get it now!
Band-o: What?
Normal Person: I know why I don't go near the music department hallway!
Band-o: Do tell!
Normal Person: Scary People like YOU come out of there!
by Mellophonist December 22, 2004
 
24.
the absolute only reason ANYONE goes to a football game... to see the beautiful people marching around in circles playing rockin music
The marching band looked so great tonight!
by Jessicalow November 09, 2005
 
25.
The king of all sports.
All participants are expected to have god like powers of concentration, balance, dedication, playing ability, endurance, pain tolerance, memorization.
All band kids have no life.
Serious.
It's one big family.
With plenty of incest.
In fact band kids tend to date band kids exclusively.
I wouldn't recomend dating a band kid if your not in band simply because they would think of band about ten times more than you.
Much better thatn football.
You wouldn't get respect from your school even if you were the national champs.
My life.
"We got DRILLL!!!!!"
"can I go put some pants on?"
band choreography sucks
I love drill.
I love the way it looks, the way it feels, the way it smells the way it tastes...
Sport of the arts! *slaps someones butt*
Remember to go home and finger your parts!!
we allow the football team to play on OUR field
I have never seen the second half of a football game.
I'm unfortunate enough to get a day off of marching band..... I ussually spend that day practicing by myself.
INSTRUMENT SEX!!!
Trombones chonga!
"This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship"
All questions must be submitted in statement form.
Director: Does this question pertain to the group?
Calvin: YES!!!
D:What is it?
C:I forgot what time the parade starts.
D:......that's a personal question.
The tubas are the undoubted kings of the band.
Our tuba line is famous.
The color gaurd is hotties.
The woodwinds can't march.
They can play. You just can't hear them.
I used to think trumpets were the shit. Then i upgraded to tuba.
by Band kid July 17, 2006
 
26.
A way of life, consisting of a family (your section), an extended family, (the rest of the band), one or more gods (the directors), and a hell of a lot of fun.
One bando says, "You know, I actually DO have a life outside of band." The others look at him, look at each other, then one screams "Blasphemer!" and they all chase the rogue out of the bandroom.
by Duckgal July 27, 2005
 
27.
as said by everone else, your life. you are expected to be perfect. includes people who are more often than not, criticized by everyone who is not in band who are really ignorant to the fact that we work our asses of 6.5 days a week. the lucky bands are the ones who have schools that support them. DCI is awesome.
lets do somethin friday, cant ive got a football game. how about saturday, ive got a marching band compotition, sorry. anytime?? no i have no social life.
by brianthedrummer October 01, 2005
 
28.
1- A group of the most determined, craziest, loving, hard-working group of individuals you will ever find EVER

2- Marching Band Buss- A place to Make or Break relationships *guilty!!*

3- A relationship with your section, and with the rest of the band

4- a place to be the best
1- SL-When I say Euph, you say num!
SL-EUPH!
S-NUM!
SL-When I say Bare, you say phone!
SL-BARE!
S-PHONE!
SL-EUPHONIUM!
S-BARITONE!!

2-Tyler put your pants on!
3-How many beats does a half not get?!
by Brittainy December 03, 2003