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A coastal town in Massachusetts notorious for rude residents, snobby yuppies, bad drivers, and very expensive everything. Marblehead has a reputation for having a very large teen drinking problem, often stinking of mary jane, a lousy school system, and roving gangs of foul-mouthed 11 year olds. Upon entering Marblehead, you'll notice the town attractions including: Not being able to park anywhere, your car being vandalized, 9 year olds bumming for tobacco, 15 year olds harrassing you outside of 7/11, and the summer Arts Festival in July. If you are interested in visiting Marblehead, please stick your head in a sandbox and take a deep breath in. You will be spared the horrible nightmare that is Marblehead. People will willingly hit kids on bikes and laugh about it. It happens regularly.
Also, the same (x) amount of families have lived there for ever, and hardly anyone goes in or out. Marblehead is an inbred hick-town disguised as a upper-middle class suburb. And yes, there are also a large number of unreported incest cases. |
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Marblehead is a very small, wealthy town where 16 year olds drive BMW's. Since there's nothing to do people tend to get stoned & drunk all the time. Basically if you're enrolled in the public school system & you don't drink & wear designer jeans people will probably look down on you. What a pleasent town. I wonder why the seniors want to get out so badly. Marblehead celebrates diversity....
in Lynn. |
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All right. This is it. We know most of Swampscott hates us, and vice versa. So this is gonna be fairly unbiased.
Marblhead, MA, is a fairly wealthy town in some spots (i.e. the neck). Others, it's usually just middle class. Marblehead sucks at lots of sports. The rich, annoying demographic of this town has very little to do with their time except drink and have sex. That's just the kids. The adults/parents are usually just as stuck up and annoying and "privliged" as the rest of them. People from Marblehead are overall bad drivers. But, this is only true within the wealthy and some middle class people. The rest are fairly normal citizens which happen to live in an upper-middle class town. The adults are usually ex-hippies or children of ex-hippies who settled down and moved to the suburbs. Therefore, the town is very liberal and kids will often grow their hair long or long-ish. Marblehead has a lot of drugs. Kids in the high school get stoned a lot. There you go. Ta Da! Man, I hate Marblehead.
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very rich, seaside town. Lots of pretty people. REALLYBORING the OC of the east coast is marblehead
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marblehead is a beautiful, historical town in massachusetts. It is directly on the water and is a big boating comunity. People are very friendly and tend to be well off. The schools are very good. marblehead celebrates creativity and is a very artistic place. borders swampscott and salem. Marblehead is home to some of the first colonists. People there are very good looking and athletic. Crime rate is low. John: honey where should we move?
Jane: how about Marblehead? it will be a great place to raise our kids |
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Marblehead is a very rich preppy town where they eat caviar, drink don P, and smoke a bunch of really dank tree. Typical summer day includes going to one of the many yacht clubs and hoppin on someones boat with an assortment of fine liquor and heady buds and get lit and tan. At night you and an assortment of girls get silly drunk and hop into random people's pools, ie pool hopping. Life styles of the rich When going golfing with kids from Marblehead, they fill their golfbags with beers. Marbleheaders know how to enjoy life.
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A town in Massachusetts north of Boston. Marblehead can be known for having a good music scene that many kids don't appreciate, good schools, and a culture of kids who talk about how much they hate this town. Most families are wealthy, some are not. Often there is a lot to do for kids but they don't realize it or try looking. But this is the same as pretty much any suburban town across the country. Many kids say they hate living here, even though they know they have it mad easy, but this is because they lack creative thinking skills and are so used to having things handed to them they refuse to take things into their own hands. Other kids figure out things to do and don't complain all the time. But honestly it is a beautiful town and if you can't find anything to do outside you suck. Kid 1 - There's nothing to do in Marblehead tonight, let's just sit around and complain.
Kid 2 - Well, remember we are all rich and have cars. So let's just find something to do somewhere else... Kid 1 - That's retarded, I hate this town. Kid 2 - Ok... |
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Marblehead is a little town on the east coast of Massachusetts. This town is noted as the birthplace of the American Navy, but it is also home to one of the biggest groups of rich, snobby, stuck up, ignorant, dumb ass liberals who get whatever they want. The younger genreation of the town takes what they're priviliged with for granted, and use their $100 a week allowances to buy pot. The jocks and the sluts have wild drinking parties nearly every Friday which eventually turn into orgies. The school system is also bullshit. The students are expected to get perfect grades in everything, and if one obtains lower than the standards, the it's off to community college!
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There are several defining gorups that make up the town of Marblehead. For example: The OCD Gamer: They only go to school because they are required to by Massachusetts law. If they didn't have to, they spend all day palying Xbox Live and fapping to bad hentai. The Emo-Fag: The ones that wear band shirts, studded belts, and pants so tight that thier feet inflate. They often whine about how bad it is to be an only child in a 3 story, 5 bedroom house with their own souped up electronic collection and a constant source of money. Man, life sucks. The Jock: The competitive sports athletes who follow one code: "Party, drink, eat, fuck, repeat." They usually recieve their own sports car for their 16th birthday and listen to nothing but shitty "gansta" rap. I'll remember to tip them after they've ... |
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