Retard #2: Wow!!111!! That's so sweEt dude! So am like I. Can I trade you my wooden sword for your penis helmet?
Retard #1: No way man. I will like trade with like somebody like else.
Sane Person: Get a f'n life retards.
Retard #1: Maplevirus is my life!!!!111!!!
Retard #2: What is a life?
Sane Person: Whatever.
The only thing people call each other in this game is a "noob" even though they are unaware of what the true meaning of noob is. If you're a low level, you're a noob, not a newb. Because of the vast majority of stupid people, this is a very common mistake.
Also don't expect for trades to go very well, everybody on the game wants trades to be done quickly, and they don't even bother to negotiate, they just close the trade if they don't like the price. If you offer too high, they call you a noob, if you offer too low, the rip you off, so in order to get the best deal you have to have no life and remmeber all the prices and whenever they change.
Smartass:"Only a true noob would talk like that"
Dumbass: "LOLOLOL FCK U NOOB FACE"
Smartass: "You're just making yourself look stupid, dumbass"
9/10 people on Maple Story act like that
KawaiiiOMGKawaiiiLulzKawaiii: "Haii mum"
Human "What the fuck?"
Kawaiii37821780413946412: "ILY daughter"
Idon'tnoher: "Wanna get married?" (cause I'm a loner and I need friends on Maple ATLEAST
Her: "Yes, ILY" I don't even know him, o well insta fame
SauskeSinNaruto2349790q4702842 "Mesos please"
n00b 2 "I want to be a bowman so I can beat the hell out of gollems with a bow."
noob 3 "Well you guys are all douches cuz you wanna be those people. I want to be a warrior so I can look tough and cool"
n00b 4 "Wow you are g@y, (you cant say gay on MapleStory) i want to be a mage so i can kill-steal all of you with powerful magic"
THE REAL NOOB "I want to be a n00b forever cuz people help n00bs level up"