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Mao
1) A card game.

2) An activity that if you do it in someone else's room past your curfew, you will end up on probation for two hours.
1) Chris: "Let's play Mao."
Me and Christina: "Ok."

2) Kevin: "You're not supposed to be here...I'm calling Branden."
Me: "Fuck you, Kev."
by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
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15.
mao
The rapid and forceful consumption of a mind/state-altering pill. Originating from the sound one makes when performing said act; onomonopia.
Daniel K. Mayer: "Open your mouth... trust me."
Neil Sandinger: (opens mouth, rapidly inserts) "Mao!"
Daniel: "My turn, mao!"
Both: (giggling ensues).
by DAEps July 12, 2010
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16.
Mao
A Chinese name meaning "luxuriant" or "prolific". Fourth tone in Chinese.
Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Mao?
Guy #2: Yes, he just drove by in his Ferrari.
by luxuriantleaf January 22, 2011
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mao
My Ass Off...commonly used in the slang "word" lmao, which is laughing my ass off.
You stupid dumbass you make me lmao
by Courtney? May 08, 2005
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mao
The best card game ever to be played on the face of the Earth.
Let's go play Mao!
by the great seer July 28, 2003
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Mao
The highest level ( most insulting ) level of noob-ness. It is used in the place of yelling the word noob so u dont have to use your caps lock or shift key. in other words... Mao = NOOB, noob is not as bad as NOOB because caps show Screaming
Guy 1 (talking about guys 3)"That guy is such a NOOB"

Guy 2 "No that guy is a Mao!!!"

Guy 3 " ROFL ROFL ROFL IMMA mao WTF IS THAT IM SO NOOBISH IDK WTF URBANDICTIONARY IS!!!"
by ReptarRAWRRAWRRAWR March 25, 2009
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MAO
n./ onomonopia/ The sound the maocat makes. This sound will be eniviatably be uttered by Melody's maokittens.

Origin: Milford, CT
Ex. After jimmy was done playing with his trainz games, he heard maocat exlaim MAOOOOOO from under the house

Maocat: MAOOOO
by thosearntmyshoulders August 21, 2009
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21.
Mao
A card game that is fun, but when Asian players join, is taken too seriously and loses many of its fun elements.
Rob: Man, that was a fun game of Mao we had going until Steve Chen came, won two straight rounds, and made rules involving college-level math.
by Omg its a panda June 20, 2009
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