Boyfriend: Because he is! He's got a different girl with him every week. He puts thirty thousand miles a year on his car and he only lives five miles from where he works. So twenty nine thousand of those miles are from driving around chasing after booty. He's always thinking with the little head instead of the big one.
Girlfriend: (laughs) So I shouldn't introduce him to any of my girlfriends?
Boyfriend: Not unless they want to get played by a master.