morgan:no what are you talking about?
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D
Rouglhy translated as
Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"
Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"
Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"
Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"
That's a manversation