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Manischewitz 

Heaven in a wineglass. Tastes best cold and gets you pleasantly numb in no time.
Manischewitz Concord Grape wines are the shit!
Manischewitz by pentozali October 6, 2012

Manischewitz 

the reason why kids always go crazy on holidays with their family.
Dad: Here Mendel, try some wine we just said the bracha

Mom: Don’t give him wine, he’s only 8

Dad: don’t worry, it’s just Manischewitz.... get over here Mendel

Mendel: ok daddy. (Drinks wine)

20 minutes later... Mendel is running around the house chasing his cousins and throwing game pieces everywhere and can’t sit still to play the weekly shabbos board game with the fam.
Manischewitz by 809 September 26, 2019

Man-o-Manischewitz 

Words of exclamation. Instead of saying the redundant, Man-o-Man. When someone says or does something incredible/ incredulous one replies with Man-o-Manischewitz!!
Instead of saying Man-o-nan! I like bacon on my bagel. Man-o-Manischewitz!!
The best band ever is Hanson. Man-o-Manischewitz!!

Mattschecking 

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss
Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.
Mattschecking by Harrymanback November 23, 2013
Its my mantsch when I'm riding to always use the best gear possible, bro.
mantsch by AAGB June 7, 2017

manscheduling 

When a man makes vague plans with you, with the intention of canceling if something better comes up, or he doesn't feel like putting pants on.
"He was manscheduling a date with her for Wednesday, saying he would call her that evening. He was sure to keep her from making plans of her own, while keeping an ear out for something potentially more fun".mansplaining man points man doing well sexit strategy romantic revenge
manscheduling by irecracker May 22, 2014
Word of the Day on May 27, 2014