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A gay dude who wears a lot of bird shirts and walks like a praying mantis. This person is also known to grossly over-exaggerate everything. Jeff: Hey, check out my new bird shirt. I got it at Express because it has a bird on it, and I liked the color.
Kris: Um, nice. Jeff: Feel this fabric. Kris: Uh, I can’t dude. I sprained my finger playing Halo. <Later that night> Jeff: Hey Logan, did you hear that Kris broke his collar bone in a bar fight last night? Logan: You are such a mantis. Jeff: Cassandra’s left nipple is purple. :( |
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The action of sneaking up behind somebody and double scooping their nips from over their shoulders. Dude, I snuck up on Shitron last week and totally mantised him. It was fantastic.
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A slang term used to describe an extremely desirable object, outcome or proposition, usually where 'awesome', 'amazing' or 'incredible' will not suffice. Accompanied by reaching ones hand out, palm skyward and fingers slightly curved inwards, to reinforce the gesture. Not to be confused with Praying Mantis. "man that guitar solo is Mantis!"
"Did you hear about Tondi's new 6 cylinder car; it's freakin' Mantis!" "How was that 1 kilo steak you had for dinner last night?" "Mantis!" "She gave me a hummer....Mantis!" |
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Word decribing how a girl behaves towards guys. It can be used as a verb or as a noun.
The female praying mantis bites the head off a male during sex to encourage ejaculation. If a girl is being a mantis, or doing a mantis, she's going quickly from male to male, getting what she wants. Did you see Jess and Steve? He bought her dinner and a necklace and she dumped him, she did a total mantis.
Krystle fucked three guys this weekend. What a mantis. |
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Zorak from Space Ghost Zorak on SGC2C: I am the lone locust, er, MANTIS of the apocalypse!
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A mammoth 8 foot tall European with 6 foot long legs. He drives the “mantis mobile” which is the size of a small house. When he walks the ground shakes and he can go the distance of a football field in two steps. Jim: Was that an eclipse of the sun??
Bob: No, the Mantis just walked by. |
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A juicy blunt at 1/3 its original size. The size between a 'clip' and a 'roach'. Pass that mantis, bro.
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Word decribing how a girl behaves towards guys. It can be used as a verb or as a noun.
The female praying mantis bites the head off a male during sex to encourage ejaculation. If a girl is being a mantis, or doing a mantis, she's going quickly from male to male, getting what she wants. Did you see Jess and Steve? He bought her dinner and a necklace and she dumped him. She totally did a mantis.
Krystle fucked three guys this weekend. What a mantis. |
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