What a gay guy needs if he's bitchy like he's having a period.
Hon, do you need a manpon?
A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).
Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?
A tampon for men who possess seepy bum holes, often caused by old age.
Manpon - 'My grandfather had the apple splatters, so we gave him a Manpon'
A slang term for the large cylindrical pads placed around a weightlifting bar when performing squats. Often used to avoid bruising from the bar.
Using a manpon on your olympic bar is unacceptable, and unnecessary as long as you have some traps.
if a mans been walking all day and his taint starts getting chafed, he makes a quick stop at the restroom, grabs some toilet paper, wets it down, and applies it to his taint. like a tampon but for a dude.
-basically to combat swamp butt.
dude I can hardly walk anymore. my ass is on fire. i need to hit a restroom and make a quick manpon.
When an enormously large turd comes out of your asshole and rips your butthole to shreds. Your butthole starts to bleed. To stop and absorb the bleeding you then shove toliet paper up your now torn ass.
"I have the worst man pon ever after I ate at Denny's." said Damian.
A tampon for men that goes into the anus to absorb the sweat.
Dont play basketball with out a manpon