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The insinuation that a man is acting like a pussy, derived from the stereotype that a woman having her period is a bitch. Tony: But that mom joke you told hurt my feelings!
Katie: Tony, do you need a manpon? David: Where'd Tony go? Kevin: I'd assume to get a manpon. That n00b has been whining all fucking day Tony: It bothered me. He told me give him a blumpkin, and said something about a wolf cookie. Kevin: Are you serious? Go get a fucking manpon... |
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Its like a napkin folded together so if cough or sneeze and a little run comes out it hits that manpon. "I got mud butt son. I was scared if I farted I would shit on myself. I had 40 hot wings last night so I had to manpon it up son." Christopher "Big Black" Boykin.
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Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo
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cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits. That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.
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Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days. |
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A napkin folded together so if you cough or sneeze, the little run comes out and gets caught by the napkin. Big Black (From the show Rob and Big) "I had 40 hot wings last night. So I had to manpon it up."
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When a guy has a raw ass, and his undies are swetty he will fold a piece a poop paper and place it between his cheeks. Also works for days when farts are wet. Dude my ass is raw as hell. I am going to run in the bathroom and make myself a manpon. Whew that fart was juicy, glad I got my manpon in.
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the solution to LBS (leeky butt syndrome-- definition also found on urbandictionary.com)
when a man has such bad diahrrea he wads up toilet paper and covers the anal cavaty as to not leek diahrrea into his boxers. "man we drank so much last night!"
"yeah dude. i've got LBS so bad i have to put in a manpon when i go to class!" |
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