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The cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the penis. This substance usually consists of semen and mucus, bound together with lint.
Damn, I went camping for five days and when I came home I had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. I'll bet the hockey boys would like it.
by Soran April 04, 2008
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n; semen, spermat ozoa, cum
she took a nice heaping mouthful of my manmalade
by GIRAPALLE December 19, 2006
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