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The act of engaging in violent or even vicious anal rumpy pumpy with Chris Martin. Chris pumps so hard that he ruptures the stomach of the other person, meaning that on withdrawal, blood, semen, bile and other bodily fluids seep out of the arsehole. The amount of fluid can be so large that it can kill the victim outright. Failing to do that, Chris must scoop the mixture off the floor and drown the other person in it. This is all done whilst listening/singing to Viva La Vida
What happened to Henry when he was backstage at the Coldplay concert last night?
Oh, he died happily. By a Manky Henry
by Balsam Emergency October 10, 2013
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