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MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex
EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)
MANbag by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009
A man's handbag or purse; a satchel or messenger bag that is smaller than normal or worn all the time.
Dwayne thinks he looks really cool with that Gucci cross-body satchel on- someone should tell him that mandbag makes him look like a douche.
mandbag by girlgeniustx July 18, 2009

Dawlish manbag collective 

A type of chav that hangs around in teig mouth, always wearing a mancag and often lives in dawlish.
Person 1: who's threatening you?
Person 2: oh some members of the dawlish manbag collective

Zigo's manbag 

A guy mans external testicle sack.
Sheeseh, that queef is compensating with a Zigo's manbag!
Zigo's manbag by Krullys May 13, 2011
The bag of skin that holds yer bollocks
"Kick his fucking manbags"
Manbags by Dr. Alex Reah July 24, 2006
A purse with a strap worn by a man, often carried by someone who is a metrosexual
Steve forgot his manbag with all his credit cards and personal belongings.
manbag by APatcher February 20, 2004