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An abnormal public breakdown of manners. When Kyle broke up with her, Wendy had a maneurysm and threw a complete temper tantrum in the five-star restaurant, howling curses and hurling her knife.
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A male version of the traditionally female hissy fit. Maneurysms are often disproportionately exaggerated and/or hostile responses to fairly calm and un-hostile situations. "Did you see Reginald III at the soiree this Wednesday past?"
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt." |
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An aneurysm onset by an attractive man. Man, that guy was hot... I just had a maneurysm.
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Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call. When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.
God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you. |
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A relationship-induced aneurysm. Most often caused by a girlfiend or spouse disrupting a man activity such as watching a sporting event, guys night poker or fishing. My wife insisted that I clean the gutters when she knows I want to watch the BCS National Championship Game. We argued for the entire first quarter, when I finally had a maneurysm.
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A weakened and bulging penile vessel wall brought on by excessive use of male inhancement drugs. Disclaimer on packaging: "Use of this product may lead to maneurysm, coma, or death".
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A male orgasm. The poor chap had a maneurysm just seconds after copulation began.
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