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5. Mandle
a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur
1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.
1. Mandle
The word Mandle is a combination of the phrases "Man Up" and "Handle It". If you mandle, you are facing the challenges at hand in an adequate manner. The word originated July 5, 2008 on Lake Webster in Indiana.

Quitting and cheating would be examples of how NOT to mandle.
Person 1: I can't finish the rest of my drink, I am so tired and ready to go to bed.
Person 2: You need to mandle!!

2. Mandle
A replacement to the word "handle" that implies only a man could handle the situation in question.
Dude, we've got a crate of beer left and we're leaving in an hour... do you think you can mandle it?
3. Mandle
To handle something in a manly fashion. Can be used non-sexually, however, the term is most often used with innuendo in mind.
Finch totally mandled Stifler's mom last night.
4. Mandle
Verb - to mandle - Most often used in the past tense (mandled) to describe a situation or event that was handled in the most manly and awesome way possible. Used in the present tense (mandle) as a form of encouragement to promote the handling of a forthcoming event in an epically manly way.
"Damn you just mandled that 32oz steak like a 2$ fish taco"

"Man up and go mandle that shit!"
6. mandle
the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.
Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Man 2: Hell yeah.

Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Woman 2: Yeah?

Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Woman 2: Hell yeah.
7. Mandle
A melding of the phrase "man handle"

To mandle is to take control of any given situation with such passion and severity that only the manliest of men could over come.
it is a suggested course of action to complete tasks, or to gain control.

Mandaling may also be used as a term for describing a situation in which things turned out for the worse.
Nick and joe Mandled the rush at work last night

we can mandle this pizza on our own

We got mandled during this game

Its time to mandle this math homework.
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