A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.
The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.
One of any make or manufacture of luxury SUV, meant to bestow manly characteristics to an otherwise emascualted or socially-inept head of household. Also, any SUV bought for the purposes of evoking masculinity in an urban-only environment.
"Todd took a cue from Chad down at the country club and decided to buy a ManVan instead of the Soccer-Momish Windstar Muffy was chiding him about."