Poo-man-two 

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously

wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.

Poo-man-two by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009

Port-Man-Two

(Noun)A gay gathering involving, but not limited to, Two men and a bottle of Port wine.

Homophobe: Oh eww, those guy's look like their on a Port-Man-Two.

Port-Man-Two by Reductio ad absurdum April 30, 2009

two man

A "two man" refers to when one of your friends wants to hang out with a woman, but the woman insists on bringing her friend. You then tag along with your friend to help prevent a potential cock block.

Hey dude, Lucy's bringing her friend with her to the movies. Do you want to make this a two man?

two man by Juicy Jamaican December 5, 2015

Two-man tea party 

When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.

Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.

Two-man tea party by Buju Bandits March 12, 2012

Two Man Mosh Pit 

when at a party/school disco, two male teenage(often univited friends (best mates and loners) who arent getting into the party and generally have distain for the music played or hosts of the party, often by shouting "two man mosh pit!", start moshing and jumping into eachother violently for a brief period startling the people sitting on sofas singing to girls aloud.

"Hey Ed, why did we go to this girls party. The music sucks"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"

Two Man Mosh Pit by Billy Messerschmitt October 26, 2008

two man luge 

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!

two man luge by the prophet June 27, 2003

Two man trumpet 

When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.

"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"

Two man trumpet by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018