Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.
Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.
This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.
Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?
Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.
Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.
Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
"useless stuff around the vagina",
"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and
"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".
You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?