Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.
Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.
"No son! Manure/man ushited are controlled by an alcoholic cokehead man Who is 70+ year old."His name? Son shouts "Baconface" the brainy owl explains. Man united = shit cokehead junky bastards. + Ferdinand smokes crack