|1.||Man Swine Flu|
A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."